One Girl's Journey to Saturday Night Live

Hello world. My name is Lauren Bancroft and I am from Nashua, NH.

This Tumblr is so that I can document my newly developed path to go from who and where I am now, to being a cast member of Saturday Night Live in the next 8 years. I know that I'm in no position to audition any time soon, but I figure in a few years I could be good to go.

I have created a ten phase plan to set me on my way starting with stand up comedy.

I will be using this Tumblr to track my progress. I invite you to join me on my journey as I start to make my dream come true.

Email - lauren.bancroft8@gmail.com
Youtube - lauren.bancroft7
Twitter - @Bancroffed

findfreed0m asked: Happy Birthday, funny lady! I hope you get a call from Lorne Michaels on this glorious day ;) Keep it up, you are going far.

Thank you so much for the birthday wishes! You’re too sweet. Although God didn’t call me on my birthday I expect a text from him on a future birthday saying something to the effect of “Happy birthday to my favorite cast member. How ever did I live without you? Love always, Lorne.”

Obviously I’m kidding… He wouldn’t need to say I’m his favorite. I would just know.

heresyourhost asked: HEY ONLY 4 DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! you're awesome.

No you’re awesome. If I can do math (something my high school diploma could be an argument for), today Friday May 25th is your birthday?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIEND! Everyone should follow Talon because he’s awesome and it’s his birthday.

I’m sick with something that is not fun at all.

I went home sick from work today and the doctor wants me to go to Urgent Care tomorrow morning.

I got a note that excuses me from Texas Roadhouse this weekend so I will be watching a lot of comedy in the next few days.

Sleep and comedy for this sickee.

Well folks, my time in Orlando is coming to an end.

It has been an awesome birthday vacation. I got to do everything I wanted to do at least once. I am now sitting at an outdoor bar sipping on a Corona and thinking about seeing What to Expect When You’re Expecting in these 6 hours I have to kill before my airport shuttle leaves.

Note: I did karaoke for the first time last night! Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream was my song of choice. I was awful. It was sweet.

I look forward to returning to reality this evening. My routine of work, work and comedy has been missed.

Guess who was chosen by her wand. Damn right.

Guess who was chosen by her wand. Damn right.

Got a picture with Lucy! Man I love her. Just two comediennes.

Got a picture with Lucy! Man I love her. Just two comediennes.

Universal Studios Orlando seems to think I’m the only person in fake New York. Silly Universal, I’m not in New York.

Universal Studios Orlando seems to think I’m the only person in fake New York. Silly Universal, I’m not in New York.

My likeness to Eric Bana/Edward Norton/Mark Ruffalo is uncanny.

My likeness to Eric Bana/Edward Norton/Mark Ruffalo is uncanny.

Getting toasted at Potter Land.

Translation: Getting sun burnt at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter!

I just ate a pancake breakfast alone at The Three Broomsticks restaurant across from Olivander’s and couldn’t stop smiling like an idiot when the waltz from the Yule Ball came on the PA system.

Best birthday trip ever.